community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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