i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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