i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
