I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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