he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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