he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My pussy is not your playground.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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