when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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