Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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