Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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