But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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