yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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