New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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