found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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