At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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