But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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