that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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