we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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