Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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