i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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