is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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