i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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