...so i touched it.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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