They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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