Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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