her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Dignity is for republicans.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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