Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
