Say something about gay babies.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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