Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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