you thought your balls were fighting each other...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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