Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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