You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm really into asian looking animals
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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