do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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