i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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