Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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