dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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