His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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