But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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