What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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