They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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