Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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