wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
