she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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