I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
