I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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