i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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