school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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