What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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