I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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