he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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