What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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